@mzeld: What's your body type? Mine is "giant gummy bear."
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@3sunzzz: I am a mother, of course I talk to myself. I am the only one in this house that listens.
@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of "Mommy!" 5 minutes of "Mommy?" Said "Daddy?" one time & my wife said, "You should go check on her".
@Marlebean: Sometimes I lie and tell my husband I spent $300 at Costco so he'll stop talking to me.