@mzeld: What's your body type? Mine is "giant gummy bear."
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@LisaFarted: The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan.
@JohnHilsen: I suppose I should be thankful that I'm a single adult. Life would be much more complicated if I were multiple adults.
@JPHaddadio: My dog's frightened to walk across shiny floors and won't eat dog food unless I heat it up. I have a feeling he'd be a flop out in nature.