@Ivsy01: What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
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@Mikecanrant: There is a huge spider in my kitchen so I will be tweeting from on top of this table for whatever the life span of this species is.
@jackmackenroth: I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction.
@doublewenis: Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams.