@Ivsy01: What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
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@thetits: FRIEND: OMG I'm so glad to get away from my kids for a bit ME: haha yeah I don't think I'll ever have kids FRIEND: no it's the best
@AimeeHelene1: Don't let the correct punctuation fool you; I'm basically a 4 year old with good grammar.
@hansabumsadaisy: #rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer.