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@jakob_huber: "What's your greatest strength?"
Shadow puppetry
"Seriously?"
[interviewer presses intercom button] "Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"

“What’s your greatest strength?” Shadow puppetry “Seriously?” [interviewer presses intercom button] “Pat, please bring a flashlight in here”
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