@E_lok44: When a 230 lb man yells from the shower for a towel, but you hand him a face cloth, he won't find it nearly as funny as you do.
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@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
@Modern_Psyche: Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting.
@gurl_sour: Forever Alone Barbie: Comes with 20 cats, and a Twitter account. Alcoholism and debilitating depression not included.
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.