@Skullcat: When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand.
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@AnkCoupleTO: Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*
@yoyoha: If I was a marriage counselor I would just make the couple look at a dating website for 20 minutes.
@1MeLrO: They say honey is good for you when you're sick I'm dipping my fried chicken strips in it and I do feel less stabby