@varoon_singh: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
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@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@ericsshadow: [undercover FBI agent who's had me under surveillance for weeks decides to blow his cover] do you ever stop eating?
@TheBoydP: The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you’re not a psychopath.