@JermHimselfish: Def Leppard are a bunch of liars. I poured some sugar on a girl one time and it was a complete mess, she was not happy at all.

@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.

@heidi420x: I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks

@LagunaBeachPOV: I want a name that can only be written using straight lines, so I'll be changing my name to Wilx Kivz.

@_Shizzle: Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all.