@DaddyJew: When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?
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@bwebster76: Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?
@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@SortaBad: If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again
@iLikeCatShirts: Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore.