@DaddyJew: When a cop eats bacon is it considered cannibalism?
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@thenatewolf: Mechanic: you need a new carburetor Me: you can call it a buretor, I know lots about cars, I'm like you
@VodkaThursday: Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words.
@LMHPhotog: Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt.