@CantWaitToNap: When a cop tells you to "spread 'em" he is not flirting. I know this now.
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@vrunt: please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*
@GrantTanaka: If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx
@jwoodham: What animal do I respect most? The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
@Thynebear: Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? "I'll have a panda please" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?