@CantWaitToNap: When a cop tells you to "spread 'em" he is not flirting. I know this now.
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@BackrowSeats: People that say "God never gives you more than you can handle" never met my ex-girlfriend.
@RunwayDan: Sorry I embarrassed you when I tried to draft Smaug, but I totally misunderstood the concept of a Fantasy football league.
@xLiserx: Trench coats are dangerous. How do you know who’s a detective, a flasher, or two muppets? You just don’t know. YOU JUST DON’T KNOW!!