@CantWaitToNap: When a cop tells you to "spread 'em" he is not flirting. I know this now.
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@GabbbarSingh: Parliament should learn from Twitter, thousands of people shout here doing nothing productive, yet it never gets adjourned.
@jmhuntsinger: Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life.
@Nikkeya08: My husband just got to level three on netflix: "faking an illness" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: "faking your own abduction"
@Elizasoul80: Trump, 2 years into his presidency: "What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"