@dafloydsta: When a coworker says "This is all Greek to me", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis.
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@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.
@The_MartiniGirl: Find someone to make you laugh everyday and if that doesn't work find alcohol like I did.
@CurlsOnGirls: I love people who order coffee like they're giving the pass code to a missile defense system.