@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.
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@SirEviscerate: *joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again.
@just1fool: You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him.
@Petote: My fish makes so much noise during the night that I wake up six times a night to ask him if we are fighting