@myonlymizztake: When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do.
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@Voiceofgarth: WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank. Bonus paid for low IQ.
@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
@EliTerry: Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy.
@heidi420x: You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..