@JonasPolsky: When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant.
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@tacos_y_cerveza: CW: Can I ask you something? Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work
@HatfieldAnne: I need you guys to take my phone away from me. It’ll probably take a couple of you to do it. I'm a biter.
@HallpassCanada: Adults with big round heads have kids with big round heads so for god sakes please try to date outside your head shape.