@HALFniteStand: When a girl comes over for a date, I make sure I leave a hammer and measuring tape on the counter so she doesn't suspect that I watch Glee
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@StarWarsProblms: Padmé: Dating is scaring. I just want to find a nice guy who’s not going to murder me. Anakin: You’ve chosen wisely.
@Home_Halfway: Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club.
@my_minivan_life: 8yo: ... 6yo: ... 8yo: ... 6yo: ... 8yo: ... 6yo: ... 8yo: ....Punches 6yo in the face. Me: Woah,what the hell was that for? 8yo: He knows.