@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
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@BlindVigil: I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please.
@KizerBillhelm: Make librarians cry by calling it a "Book Museum" while taking pictures with your iPad.
@TheTalkingPipe: If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play "Total Eclipse Of The Heart". Bears love that song.