@JMNuch23: When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply by 3 and add the number of guys in her phone named Tyler
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@SashaSavoy: And then whiskey said "tweet that, it's hilarious". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong.
@Marlebean: Getting dressed, Makeup is looking good, Awesome hair day, Feeling great about myself! Put on my glasses.... Damn it!
@badenhorst: Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.