@toriTBC: When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?" then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
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@RoosterMustache: *emailing professor after exams* it hAs been An Awesome And greAt yeAr thAnks for the AmAzing clAss you hAve tAught me A lot
@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
@Birdhumms: 70% of being married is just wondering which of us is going to benefit from the life insurance.
@DeanB15: I think the only job requirement you need to become a TSA agent, is to know how to do a really good eye roll while you're chewing gum.