@careworn: When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets.
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@Donna_McCoy: There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them.
@Audenary: LINCOLN: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. TWITTER: No.
@SortaBad: A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house
@allisulli: LOL"Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know". Block Block Block Block