@arielleBigBlue: When a guy wearing shorts and sandals to a bar is picking out songs on the jukebox, it's going to end badly for everyone.
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@fro_vo: Nature Fact: baby bears are born with fur because a mother bear can't bear to bear a bare bear
@XOperfectmessXO: I hate it when I fall in love with someone, then the light turns green and they drive away
@daemonic3: I refuse to participate in scavenger hunts because it's still murder to shoot people even if they were digging in dumpsters.
@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.