@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
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@BakwasRadio: Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man
@sixfootcandy: My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird.