@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
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@Token_Geezer: The reason the Japanese kill so many whales is because they remind them of Americans
@shkeeber: Mom: Why are you eating my flowers? Me: I'm gonna be young FOREVER! Mom: How? Me: Duh, from the stem cells. Mom: I'm worried about you.
@AnOrangeSNES: *Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!