@FrankCurtisB: When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty.
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@BradBroaddus: My wife told me to find someone else if anything ever happened to her so I don't know why she got pissed when she found my "prospects" list.
@Bluestmoon_: *Deletes 34 unheard voicemail messages from phone. *Adds "extremely organized" to resume.