@Mimiification: When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.
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@Jason_Horton: Guys if you are into a girl you have to be confident enough to look her right in the eye on her Facebook profile pic & press the Like button
@FinallyHeSleeps: The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses.
@mikeleffingwell: When people argue about sports and one says "Care to make it interesting" I assume they're going to start talking about something else.