@dubouchet: When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)
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@muskrat_john: "WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony.
@iwearaonesie: watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college
@iphone420s: me: better check my phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: better get some friends