@dubouchet: When a pterodactyl urinates, no one hears it. (silent P)
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@Ohgoddessitsme: When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster.
@RyanAndrewMitch: Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never.
@LoriGallucci: "Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?" "No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"
@zachreinert03: I literally got fired from a job for not knowing what to do with my hands when I talk. I guess sign language interpreting just wasn't for me