@DurtMcHurtt: When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately.
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@Angrea: I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
@Adar79Angie: I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas. I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone.
@NoTheOtherJohn: Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice.