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@mrtruthandsoul: When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?
@jess_stratton: Google. Filling the gaps in public education.
@Mr_Kapowski: - Are you excited sir?
- Yes! I'm gonna feed whales & pet dolphins!
- Sir, this flight is going to Finland
- That's like Seaworld, right?
@Ideal_Victoria: Exercise makes you look and feel better naked?
So does Tequila….
@jonnysun: FRIENDS reunion (2016)
RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up
CHANDLER: [texting from home] same… work
JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?
@BillDixonish: If Billy Joel rewrote We Didn't Start The Fire based on the past 2 weeks, it would be 45 minutes long.