@mrtruthandsoul: When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?
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@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
@Brianhopecomedy: Bought an ice cream cake and the cashier told me to keep it in the freezer until serving as it will melt. I gotta start dressing smarter.
@RoosterMustache: "Where'd my boomerang go?" Under there "Under where?" Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*