@SamGrittner: When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Guys, Kelly Kapowski does not belong solely to me She belongs to us all She's R. Kelly
@garrettbarry70: A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again.
@TheRealRobG: If I ignored your call, please send me a text that says "I called you.".... (sarcasm)