@BDGarp: When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?" say something different.
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@kelkulus: Woke up with no money. I was robbed last night by a guy who looks exactly like me, but drunker.
@o__0Dev: If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory.