@BDGarp: When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?" say something different.
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@dafloydsta: WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen
@IamEveryDayPpl: I'm sorry I whispered "a weem a way" over and over during your jungle safari slide show...
@david8hughes: "Have u seen my cat?" "I saw a cat down the road?" "Really? [shows me a picture] was it this cat?" "No, the one I saw was dead."