@BDGarp: When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?" say something different.
@weinerdog4life: *chases cat around the house with a lint roller
@ReactionBeyonce: Beyoncé didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up
@baconacid: Mom u can stop cutting the crust off my bread now im in a gang
@Tayyxb: David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked."
Boss: What could you bring to this company?
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.