@carlawh: When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheTweetOfGod: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude.
@aneesa_p: Contrary to popular belief, when I call tech support, I don't know what the Indian dude is saying either.
@DanLaMorte: Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning