@carlawh: When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background.
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@CrackYouWhip: My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat
@TheBoydP: [two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?
@hoops_Daddy: If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers.
@Mikecanrant: In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".