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@Pundamentalism: When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07.
@SaraESpivey: Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You.
@Brentweets: Need WebMD
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
@AristotlesNZ: Cop: You know your license's expired?
Me: Didnt even know it was sick.
Cop: Step out of the car.
@Sean_Burgundy_: Her: I'm going to the gym
Me: Bring me back something from the vending machine