@Donna_McCoy: When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer.
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@MyPornKhan: I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything.
@ClaytonSykes: Revere rides a horse saying "The British are Coming"and it's heroic but I hop a pogo stick naked screaming "look at me"and it's probation?
@U_Want_Shum_M8: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery
@novicefather: One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell.