@Donna_McCoy: When an IT person pisses me off I just wait until 4:45pm to crash my computer.
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@KyleMcDowell86: Im sorry I yelled "GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married
@decentbirthday: [before date] friend: make everything about her [date] waiter: *trips and spills food everywhere* me: *to date* this is all your fault
@good_fats: forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10