@ColoChiver: When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
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@jonnysun: whenever i see sombody obsessively taking photos of the sunset, i go up to them & whisper "dont worry.. the sun is gonna come back tomorow"
@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@markydoodoo: The closest I get to exercising is when I trip on the sidewalk and pretend jog for like 10 feet.