@JimGaffigan: When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one should be that happy.
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@michamontaz: Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
@sad_tree: When people say "You can fit a million earths in the sun!!!" I'm like: Hey. Maybe we shouldnt put any earths in the sun. The sun is hot.
@meladoodle: Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...