@JimGaffigan: When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one should be that happy.
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@moxieblogger: If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge
@drxubair: Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.