@gman_kam: When black guys say "ya feel me?", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
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@jonnysun: date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more…convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no
@chuuew: ME: I want a koi swimming downstream TATTOO ARTIST: Ah yes. That's very symbolic. You must be very spiritual? ME: Ya ha. Also, put a pop-tart in its mouth
@junejuly12: [Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up.