@theshamingofjay: When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
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@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
@Michabean: Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you.
@AmishPornStar1: Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
@RdrJay47: I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell.