@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MatCro: SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
@Cpin42: Umm..I don’t want to be “that inmate,” but could you tell the chef that this needs more salt.
@MUMSIEesq: SECURITY GUARD: You can't bring open containers of alcohol in here. ME: This is a service beer.
@mo_vitaluna: To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us