@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
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@lalastrailer: I spent the whole day cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean trying to find out where my son hides his weed.
@mattZillaaaa: I just want to live in a world where stupid people don’t knock on a locked bathroom door shouting, “anyone in there?!”