@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
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@alexjmann: I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you.
@anjeanettec: Kanye West said being a rapper is like being a soldier or a cop but hey at least he didn't compare himself to Jesus. Oh wait.
@AmishPornStar1: You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed.