@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
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@LindzThoughts: Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called " The uncomfortable Sausage"
@FattMernandez: I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring.
@squirrel74wkgn: [at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* "No...why do you ask?"
@bourgeoisalien: On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons.