@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
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@MissNaughty1801: *on the phone Him: where are you?! Me: I'm just waiting for the train Him: hurry up Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster
@OhNoSheTwitnt: When your friend tells you she's thinking about adopting and you get really disappointed when you find out she means a human.