@MarcyLane: When buying baked goods I always ask myself, "are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"
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@DrakeJoshQuotez: Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
@causticbob: All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!
@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@juliussharpe: When I die, I'm not donating my body to science, but I might donate it to the English department and freak the shit out of some people.