@omgthatspunny: When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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@AntDiPalma: A religious family member literally said "Spongebob goes too far sometimes" and I can not stop laughing.
@QwertyJones3: "What'd you do this weekend?" I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino?" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.
@rad_milk: EVERYONE ELSE: i am terrified of the state of democracy in our nation ME: digimon is short for digital monsters