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@BGH70: When choosing a heart medicine, always pick the one that causes, "significantly less bleeding."

Less bleeding is good for not being dead.

When choosing a heart medicine, always pick the one that causes, “significantly less bleeding.”

Less bleeding is good for not being dead.

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