@ceejoyner: When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said.
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@ilovepie84: "When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window"-Birds
@Brampersandon_: [Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave.
@AnnoGalactic: Fly me to the ouch Let me play among the ouch Let me see what ouch is ouch On ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. - Frank Piñata
@DaddyBeerGuy: Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!