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@mrtimlong: When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to "make God laugh"? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to "make God some bookshelves."

When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to “make God laugh”?  You wouldn’t order a dead carpenter to “make God some bookshelves.”

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