@LagunaBeachPOV: I want a name that can only be written using straight lines, so I'll be changing my name to Wilx Kivz.

@ixix82: "So You Were Trying to Be Polite But Now He Wants to Wear Your Skin As Pajamas: A Woman's Guide to the Internet"

@DaddyJew: Date: you've already made me laugh, you can do no wrong Me: challenge accepted.

@carlyken: If you can't handle my interpretive dance to November Rain than you don't deserve me doing splits on the hood of your car to Whitesnake.

@KKBowls: Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It's like a tattoo that yells at you