@snatch_stache: When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white.
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@gagging: If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
@SCbchbum: I wouldn’t mind being catcalled if it were useful: “Hey baby, boot sale at Macy’s!” or, “Line’s shorter at Starbucks on 5th, sweet cheeks!”
@shanethevein: The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children.