@snatch_stache: When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white.
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@david8hughes: [meeting at round table] "King Arthur, if I may?" "Go ahead." "Castles but bouncier." "Bouncy castles?" "But you gotta take your shoes off."
@Birdhumms: I got run over by a bus once but yes yes you're right, there's nothing worse than a paper cut!