@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?
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@theroyaltramp: When I was little I wanted to be a writer when I grew up. *looks around* I guess I should have been more specific.
@BGH70: Girl at restaurant: Hey, I like your shoes. Me: Thanks! I'll tell my feet. [Smooth, Brian. Well done!]