@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?
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@heathesauruss: Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are
@LoveNLunchmeat: "Sorry, but none of my clothes fit today." My date nods, and politely avoids looking at my towel and safety pins.
@EndhooS: "What would be your main strength?" Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?" They can't understand me.