@m00nrocks: When does CPR become necrophilia?
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@Shut_up_Marissa: In sign language, the story of my life can be told through a series of facepalms.
@daemonic3: A Black Mirror episode where you wake up and all TV & movie actors are Tom Hanks. In fact, everyone you know is now played by Tom Hanks. You go crazy and live out your life in an insane asylum. At your funeral, your rising soul looks down at your casket, where Tom Hanks lies dead