@charlzero: When Egypt had no internet, it was called Gypt.
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@SarcasticAlly12: I keep a tiny vial of gluten in my pocket in case I ever need to smash it on the ground to make a getaway from a large group of hipsters
@duumb: me: [teary eyed] if anything ever happened to you i would kill myself her: ur kinda weird for a surgeon
@AmericanGent69: Me having sex is like bungee jumping. It's either amazing, or someone gets seriously injured. There is no in between.
@daplusk: Parenting tip: see if your child has learnt to swear by turning the wifi off while they're gaming online