@StashTheTash: When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler.
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@joeljeffrey: Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve.
@OutOfLeftField_: I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, "Should I help?" Then I thought, "No...6 should be enough."
@hellohappy_time: A girl started to drink barbecue sauce like it was water and I just stood there and watched because I haven't been trained for this