@Free_the_DJ: When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me.
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@mydmac: Once, just once in my life, I'd love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper I'm hunting wabbits.
@pleatedjeans: I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression.
@ThePocketJustin: Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline.
@Sickayduh: When life tosses me a football, I'm the ref who's not looking and everyone laughs when I get booped in the face