@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
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@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
@Kyle_Lippert: I'm having one of those days where I feel like the single soggy onion ring that somehow made it into an order of french fries.
@Book_Krazy: Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin? Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin