@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
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@ambermruffin: Now that the Statue of Liberty is dark, there's no way they're letting her into the U.S.
@daemonic3: [interview] Any questions? "Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?" No about working here "Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"
@GetCougarized: I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time.