@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
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@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@arunbothra: Patanjali salt label says it was created 250 million years ago from Himalayan rocks. Expiry is in 2018. Guess they dug it up just in time!😄
@SteveKoehler22: Wait ... "El Chapo" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?
@Kalarlis: what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose