@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
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@shutupmikeginn: Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard.
@just1fool: I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that.
@nbadag: BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is