@TheFearBoners: When God closes a door, He opens a window. God does not give a shit about your electric bill.
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@birbigs: I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.
@TheFearBoners: So PSY's song "Dear American" includes the lyric "Kill them all slowly and painfully" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about.
@MakesYouGiggle: Dear people with resolutions, Please bring all your unwanted.. bread, junk food, soda, drugs, and alcohol to my house. Thanks.