@WGladstone: When God closes a door, he opens a window. So God's pretty clearly getting high in his dorm room.
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@SatansTongue: *snail Olympics* How does it feel? "Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow? "What"
@thebeckyard: Angry beavers can't get our packaging open, but go ahead and try in your weakened state lol -cold medicine companies