@thebeavs: When God was handing out obstacles I thought he said popsicles and said I'll take one of each variety.
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@TrueTorontoGirl: I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband.
@tiffaynay: Burger King employee: what size [drink] would you like? Me (thinking she said 'side'): fries. BK: What? Me: *more forcefully* fries.
@AmishPornStar1: Of course morning sex is better. You haven't spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.