@howe007: When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now.
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@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?
@Elizasoul80: [alien taking notes] Humans: Reluctant to common sense gun control, yet somehow completely overreactive when approached by a bee.
@KevinFarzad: Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree.