@howe007: When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now.
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@raniao2011: I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis.
@PFitzpa: I've got to go guys. Yesterday I bought a new shampoo that's supposed to change my life.
@joeljeffrey: I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How's it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".