@Contwixt: When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip.
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@juliussharpe: Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
@SortaBad: Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber
@duplicitron: Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*